You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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