My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I want a musical about memes.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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