chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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