I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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