your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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