Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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