He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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