He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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