I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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