I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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