I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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