her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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