he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize