She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
