I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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