dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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