dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Randomize
