I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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