angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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