2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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