Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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