so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Also, beer. Big fan.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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