Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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