theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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