D3 body, D1 cock
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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