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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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