oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
How naked do you want me to be?
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