Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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