so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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