In the future we'll all be gay
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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