He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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