Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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