6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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