I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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