so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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