I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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