PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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