dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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