that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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