Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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