my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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