Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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