Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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