I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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