The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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