Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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