honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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