either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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