alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
