chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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