dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
whose ass print is on the piano?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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