I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
