I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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