ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
it was like having sex with a tree stump
he fucked my hip out of place.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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